When people say they’re “useless until I’ve had my morning coffee”, they’re referring to the debilitating headaches, right? Otherwise, how have I got my body to the point that I just have two cups a day, but get sleep-wrecking withdrawal headaches from 4am until I’ve had them??
Jessica Smith is a left-wing feminist who loves animals, books, gaming, and cooking; she’s also very interested in linguistics, history, technology and society.